Preparing for another sem of suffering

Still 5 more days to go and i am already having nightmares about the mess food. I cant even think of swallowing the dry chapatis , the oil drenched pooris , and the round piece of cloth which they claim to be dosas. The people there are so dumb that they give us ice-creams and no spoons( i don't get it what do they expect us to do? lick the ice cream like dogs???). Even the fruits they give sucks...the bananas look like they were in the sauna for days(Seriously i have never seen bananas so lean). And the payasam which wont fall off the cup even if u hold the cup upside down!!!!. Then comes the rice its so sticky that you can glue an elephant to the wall using that. Oh almost forgot i am planning to buy a scuba diving kit....guess why??? they give us paneer curry U have to dive into it if u want to find at least one piece of paneer. "OH LORD WILL THERE BE ANY CHANCE OF ESCAPE FROM THIS WORLD OF HORRIBLE FOOD AT LEAST THIS SEM!!!!! AMEN"