Saturday, July 26, 2008
We ain't Scared
Thats true we ain't scared of you......this is for all the terrorists out there........ what were you thinking, blowing up a few bombs will scare the shit out of us is it??? well,u are terribly mistaken. Just don't forget that india is not only the land of gandhian's but also of bhagath singh's!!!! Just remember this u fools "YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED"
A Trip to KoOrG
It was the first time in 3yrs that i with my family went on a vacation and yes it was a very memorable one....Koorg(or kodagu) is arnd 250Km from Bangalore....my uncle aunt and couzin flew in to bangalore from tvm and we rented out a Tavera which first took us to gumbaz where tippu's relatives and brave generals were burried. on the way we stopped at a highway restaurant which served us small yet tasty masala dosas and kesari mmmm...tasty it still makes my mouth water. At gumbaz we got a glimpse of classic islamic architecture..... an hour at gumbaz and we were off to our next destination The Tibetan monastry in Bylakuppe,kushal nagar which is on the way to kodagu valley.... The Golden Temple is sure to make ur jaw drop down in awe....just c the pics yaar you feel that u are suddenly in tibet...you have Three gigantic idols covered with gold and pillars with golden dragons around them...man its "HUGEEE!!!"...The wall paintings are so good it will make u ponder whether its computer generated...from there its around an hour journey to koorg and we were starving already....Once we were in the resort we were all so damn hungry that we didn't even check-in at the reception and we flew into the restaurant and started gulping down whatever we could lay our hands on......after lunch we took a much needed rest....Then we were again on the road to abbey Falls...it was not so awe inspiring as the temple but still it was nice to see but on the way we got to see breath-taking sights of the valley...after some shopping we were again back in the resort having dinner....the next day morning we were out on the road again back to bangalore... i know we haven't enjoyed even 1% of wat u could have in Koorg but for me the road trip was a great experience and i am looking forward to revisiting Koorg but with bigger and better plans
Friday, July 11, 2008
Top Five Ways to annoy Your Room mates
**The Following were tried under uncontrolled environments and were found to be extremely successful.So please do try this on your roomie's**
- pour some aftershave on your roomies hair and light it on fire and if thats not enough demand money from him for the cool new hair cut.....(take my word people he will be annoyed)
- Use your roomie's toothbrush to brush off the dirt from your shoes
- Lock the room and leave when your roomie is taking a bath....let him stand in the freezing cold half naked with only a towel on him....
- sell his calculus text book to a peanut vendor in exchange for two rupees worth peanuts(tip:works best when done on the eve of ur math exam)
- call ur roomie's parents and tell them that he is adicted to drugs....
Preparing for another sem of suffering
Still 5 more days to go and i am already having nightmares about the mess food. I cant even think of swallowing the dry chapatis , the oil drenched pooris , and the round piece of cloth which they claim to be dosas. The people there are so dumb that they give us ice-creams and no spoons( i don't get it what do they expect us to do? lick the ice cream like dogs???). Even the fruits they give sucks...the bananas look like they were in the sauna for days(Seriously i have never seen bananas so lean). And the payasam which wont fall off the cup even if u hold the cup upside down!!!!. Then comes the rice its so sticky that you can glue an elephant to the wall using that. Oh almost forgot i am planning to buy a scuba diving kit....guess why??? they give us paneer curry U have to dive into it if u want to find at least one piece of paneer. "OH LORD WILL THERE BE ANY CHANCE OF ESCAPE FROM THIS WORLD OF HORRIBLE FOOD AT LEAST THIS SEM!!!!! AMEN"
INTRO
finally people get ready for viewing the dumpest blogs ever..... whatever i post here will be purely idiotic foolish and dump....so if there are any nerd's out there this a'int the place for u......any suggestions for improving the blog will find ample space in the college dumpster.....Read all these things under your own risk....by no ways is the author responsible for all the bull shit that u are gonna find here....
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