Saturday, November 29, 2008

Why did so many police officials die?

People do you know why our police forces suffered at the hands of the terrorists?? Bcoz of the government. Do you know that at the beginning our police force had to fight the terrorists with 303 Enfield rifles when the terrorists were having AK-47's!!! Just look at the following details i collected over the net.
Lee Enfield Rifle(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lee-Enfield)
20 aimed rounds per minute
detachable box magazine, holding 10 rounds in two columns
Effective range 550yrds
AK-47(http://kalashnikov.guns.ru/)
600 aimed rounds per minute
30 round detachable box type magazine also compatible 40 round box or 75 round drum magazines
killing range 1740yrds

what does this tell you?
Our heroes were given out-dated rifles to fight the latest weaponry that the terrorists were using.
Hemant Karkare was also carrying a 303 rifle when he went to face the terrorists fire.what a brave man he was!!!!
I posted this just because i wanted to point out how our government is responsible for the lives of so many brave officers.
Where is the money that we are paying the gov going?
Why can't i be safe in my country when i am paying for it?
It is just not right....

Friday, November 28, 2008

We Salute You!!!

As you all know it has been a very tragic 48hrs for all of INDIA. We were under attack by a new form of urban warfare to which our brave soldiers have reacted boldly and bravely. Lets first salute these Brave men who have put their life on the line for you and for me. I as an Indian respect them and honor them. I am proud of them. But I have got to tell this" i am ashamed to the very core for I come from a country which has such shameless and spineless politicians who have changed INDIA into a battle field". You politicians are the biggest terrorists i have seen.Please leave my country alone!!!!!
I conclude by once again thanking and saluting all the brave men from the NSG and para militrary forces for their selfless services to the country. YOU GUYS ROCK!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

guys you have got to read this

"*****, 50, used string to tie the Black & Decker power tool(chain saw) to a leg of a snooker table in his sitting room.

He then taped up the on button and plugged it into a timer, Winchester Coroner's Court was told.

Mr Phyall, who had had a small amount to drink but had not taken any drugs, then lay face up under the snooker table and put the chainsaw against his neck.

He used a piece of the tool's cardboard box to cushion the blades from his neck and then set the timer - usually used to turn lights on and off - to start up the chainsaw for 15 minutes.

When it started, it sliced three-quarters through his neck and into his right shoulder, only stopping when his T-shirt was dragged into the blades.

Mr Phyall's elderly parents, John and Jean Phyall, raised the alarm on July 5, when they could not get in touch with their son in his ground floor housing association flat in Bishopstoke.

Police were called and, after breaking in, Sergeant Mark Carter said he found Mr Phyall in his sitting room, with blood spattering the walls, floor and a cabinet.

"The electric chainsaw was embedded in his neck. The blade was approximately three quarters through his neck," he told the hearing."

People don't you think this guy is(Oh sorry!..'was') cool!!!! no wonder even IBM doesn't have such good innovators they just don't live to get employed!!....I know it's sad


Saturday, October 11, 2008

le@rn this cool trick to make Browsing fun

Hai guys.... This post is only for those using mozilla
I just learnt this cool trick to make mozilla lightning fast

step 1:type "about:config" into the adress bar..hit the go button..it will take you to a page that shows a big list of keys

step 2:You would be able to see a filter on top of the page(filter is kind of a search) ...type in "network" in the filter

step3:now you will see a narrowed down list of keys in that find out "network.http.max-connections-per-server" double click on that and change the value to 50

step 4:now find out "network.http.pipelining" and double click on that to set it to true

step 5:change the value of "network.http.pipelining.maxrequests" to 50

step 6:"network.http.proxy.pipelining" double click on that to set it to true

step 7:close mozilla and reopen it and watch it do its thing!!!!!

have any doubts???? feel free to ask

Saturday, August 23, 2008

Examzzz

It's been quite a long time since my last post.... now i am back in my house with my ECT Answer script which has a big "0" on it. Its so funny you know,guys who sit in back benches are scoring 80-90% while me,a stupid monkey,sitting in the front bench is getting big big zeros. Talking of exams i have to tell you about one of my room-mates.... This guy is a rare species of homosapiens,should be some descendent of einstein or something. The only thing this guy does on the day before exams is sleep.... we will all be studying so hard,thinking of how many zeros we are gonna get and this guy will be either listening to songs or snoring out aloud(just joking he doesnt snore).... But the most amazing thing is he gets better marks than any of us. so thats it for now bbye....

Saturday, July 26, 2008

We ain't Scared

Thats true we ain't scared of you......this is for all the terrorists out there........ what were you thinking, blowing up a few bombs will scare the shit out of us is it??? well,u are terribly mistaken. Just don't forget that india is not only the land of gandhian's but also of bhagath singh's!!!! Just remember this u fools "YOUR DAYS ARE NUMBERED"

A Trip to KoOrG

It was the first time in 3yrs that i with my family went on a vacation and yes it was a very memorable one....Koorg(or kodagu) is arnd 250Km from Bangalore....my uncle aunt and couzin flew in to bangalore from tvm and we rented out a Tavera which first took us to gumbaz where tippu's relatives and brave generals were burried. on the way we stopped at a highway restaurant which served us small yet tasty masala dosas and kesari mmmm...tasty it still makes my mouth water. At gumbaz we got a glimpse of classic islamic architecture..... an hour at gumbaz and we were off to our next destination The Tibetan monastry in Bylakuppe,kushal nagar which is on the way to kodagu valley.... The Golden Temple is sure to make ur jaw drop down in awe....just c the pics yaar you feel that u are suddenly in tibet...you have Three gigantic idols covered with gold and pillars with golden dragons around them...man its "HUGEEE!!!"...The wall paintings are so good it will make u ponder whether its computer generated...from there its around an hour journey to koorg and we were starving already....Once we were in the resort we were all so damn hungry that we didn't even check-in at the reception and we flew into the restaurant and started gulping down whatever we could lay our hands on......after lunch we took a much needed rest....Then we were again on the road to abbey Falls...it was not so awe inspiring as the temple but still it was nice to see but on the way we got to see breath-taking sights of the valley...after some shopping we were again back in the resort having dinner....the next day morning we were out on the road again back to bangalore... i know we haven't enjoyed even 1% of wat u could have in Koorg but for me the road trip was a great experience and i am looking forward to revisiting Koorg but with bigger and better plans

Friday, July 11, 2008

Top Five Ways to annoy Your Room mates

**The Following were tried under uncontrolled environments and were found to be extremely successful.So please do try this on your roomie's**
  1. pour some aftershave on your roomies hair and light it on fire and if thats not enough demand money from him for the cool new hair cut.....(take my word people he will be annoyed)
  2. Use your roomie's toothbrush to brush off the dirt from your shoes
  3. Lock the room and leave when your roomie is taking a bath....let him stand in the freezing cold half naked with only a towel on him....
  4. sell his calculus text book to a peanut vendor in exchange for two rupees worth peanuts(tip:works best when done on the eve of ur math exam)
  5. call ur roomie's parents and tell them that he is adicted to drugs....

Preparing for another sem of suffering

Still 5 more days to go and i am already having nightmares about the mess food. I cant even think of swallowing the dry chapatis , the oil drenched pooris , and the round piece of cloth which they claim to be dosas. The people there are so dumb that they give us ice-creams and no spoons( i don't get it what do they expect us to do? lick the ice cream like dogs???). Even the fruits they give sucks...the bananas look like they were in the sauna for days(Seriously i have never seen bananas so lean). And the payasam which wont fall off the cup even if u hold the cup upside down!!!!. Then comes the rice its so sticky that you can glue an elephant to the wall using that. Oh almost forgot i am planning to buy a scuba diving kit....guess why??? they give us paneer curry U have to dive into it if u want to find at least one piece of paneer. "OH LORD WILL THERE BE ANY CHANCE OF ESCAPE FROM THIS WORLD OF HORRIBLE FOOD AT LEAST THIS SEM!!!!! AMEN"

INTRO

finally people get ready for viewing the dumpest blogs ever..... whatever i post here will be purely idiotic foolish and dump....so if there are any nerd's out there this a'int the place for u......any suggestions for improving the blog will find ample space in the college dumpster.....Read all these things under your own risk....by no ways is the author responsible for all the bull shit that u are gonna find here....